Eww's n Ahh's: The 5 Most Dreadfully Dressed Dames of 2010- Eww

In true Eww's n Ahh's fashion, I felt the undying obligation to air out the (hands down) most poorly dressed female celebrities of 2010. This has truly been the year of the strange; freak flags have been in full sail (I single handily blame Lady Gaga A.K.A. the most profound branding creation since the Paris Hilton era). Maybe it's because we are about to enter into a new decade (god help us if this type of "fashion" is the future) and there is some sort of retrograde screwing with our decision making abilities, or, the economy has ungratefully forced stylists to be categorized as an unnecessary expense. Regardless of what I may come up with as an excuse for these shameless millionaires, that fact still remains, they dress like SHIT.

Keri Hilson

I've said it once, and I'll say it again, this chick has a serious multiple personality disorder. I don't even think she knows what decade she's in, let alone what is in style.

"Hi I'm Katruska, and I moonlight as a high class call girl who frequents the Swiss Alps"

Hey Keri.... that whole "80's" thing went out... A WHILE ago.

From the waist up she's in her Sunday's Best. From the waist down, she's the scandalous chick at church who distracts all the teenage boys.

Ciara

Oh Ciara, with a killer body like that, it is a damn shame that you can't clothe it properly.

Not a single piece of clothing in this outfit fit's correctly, it's just a big sloppy mess.

Umm... She was Givenchy's Muse this year, but this screams Cher via 1978, not Haute Couture.

And then you have Dominatrix Ci-Ci. Is that a whip I see hiding in that fur?

This is her "I don't care today" ensemble, and honey it shows.

Katy Perry

Every time I see Katy, my mind always goes to her Proactive commercial, NOT a good look.

Do you remember those tri-flavor sherbet cups you used to eat when you were a kid? She must have fond memories of those...

Gross. If you have to pull your skirt down as you walk, IT'S TOO DAMN SHORT. And what the hell, this is at Coachella, she probably sent the acid poppers into a bad trip with all that shoulder armor.

Sigh. Why do some people think that all runway attire translates to ready-to-wear? Jeremy Scott (the designer) puts on overly theatrical shows, because they are SHOWS.

Nicki Minaj

I know what you're thinking, "that's just Nicki, she's weird like that." Well some might consider me weird, and I don't wear that crap.

How long did it take her to put on all those layers? Long enough for her to reconsider that's for damn sure.

Those L.A.M.B. boots are actually really cute, but how the hell would you know that when the rest of her get up looks like it was washed in Pepto-Bismol. This outfit gives me, "heartburn, nausea, indigestion..."

I'm at a loss for words, I'll let my silence speak for itself.

Ke$ha

Congratulations Ke$ha! You've topped the 2010 Eww's n Ahh's worst dressed list. I believe that you owe this honor to your wardrobe inspirations: Courtney Love, Marilyn Manson, Steven Tyler, and all the homeless hookers of the world!